October 26, 2021
S W F F L  C O M M I S S I O N E R S '  N O T E S
By Karl J. (Butch) Smalley
      WEEK 7 RESULTS    SPOCK'S LINES-WK 7
    CROATANS          128.0   
    FIGHTIN' IRISH    110.5   
    ROXB WRANGLERS       -9   
    CROATANS          (271)   
    ROXB WRANGLERS    157.7   
    B ASSASSINS       130.7   
    BODY SHOP            -8   
    JELLY BEANS       (254)   
    GOOD FELLAS       137.3   
    BODY SHOP         118.4   
    BLACK & BLUE        -18   
    GOOD FELLAS       (274)   
    BLACK & BLUE      138.7   
    DREAM TEAM        116.5   
    DREAM TEAM           -4   
    FIGHTIN' IRISH    (268)   
    MONEY TAKERS      131.3   
    JELLY BEANS       114.6   
    MONEY TAKERS        -13   
    B ASSASSINS       (289)   
  STANDINGS   W  L  T    GB    POINTS 
  BLACK & BLUE    
  MONEY TAKERS    
  ROXB WRANGLERS  
  GOOD FELLAS     
  7  0  0 
  5  0  2 
  5  0  2 
  4  0  3 
 --- 
  2 
  2 
  3 
1,035.0 
1,013.3 
  952.6 
1,066.3 
  ELITE LINE   
  CROATANS        
  B ASSASSINS     
  DREAM TEAM      
  BODY SHOP       
  FIGHTIN' IRISH  
  JELLY BEANS     
  4  0  3 
  3  0  4 
  3  0  4 
  2  0  5 
  1  0  6 
  1  0  6 
  3 
  4 
  4 
  5 
  6 
  6 
  906.5 
  969.3 
  944.2 
  893.4 
  870.6 
  837.1 
POSITION SCORING MATRIX
 TEAM      QB     RB      WR     TE     PK     ST       TOT  
  TC  
  BA  
  JB  
  GF  
  BS  
  DT  
  BB  
  FI  
  RW  
  MT  
 140.8  136.9   415.7   89.1   81.0   43.0  
 213.1  114.8   481.6   59.8   58.0   42.0  
 181.2  177.7   291.4   66.8   65.0   55.0  
 220.3  347.0*  294.6   95.4   65.0   44.0  
 188.1  150.4   340.1   82.8   77.0   55.0  
 166.2  265.2   321.7   88.1   74.0   29.0  
 222.3   80.2   502.9* 110.6   89.0*  30.0  
 199.3  200.9   231.2  139.2*  42.0   58.0  
 222.4  157.5   404.5   84.2   41.0   43.0  
 235.4* 298.8   229.2   87.9   87.0   75.0* 
  906.5  
  969.3  
  837.1  
 1066.3* 
  893.4  
  944.2  
 1035.0  
  870.6  
  952.6  
 1013.3  
AVG/GM   28.4   27.6    50.2   12.9    9.7    6.8     135.5  
PLAYER TRANSACTIONS
  TM ACQUIRED RELEASED
  BS  
  FI  
  JB  
  RW  
  BA  
  TC  
  MT  
  MT  
  FI  
  DT  
  BS  
  BS  
  GF  
  FI  
  TC  
  JB  
  MT  
   T.Y. Hilton       
   Peoples-Jone      
   DeVante Parker    
   D Johnson         
   C-D Goedert       
   C.J. Uzomah       
   PANTHERS          
   Brandon Aiyuk     
   Khalil Herbert    
   DeSean Jackson    
   Mason Crosby      
   RAIDERS           
   Devontae Booker   
   Devonta Freeman   
   Randy Bullock     
   Darius Slayton    
   C-D. Williams     
   Van Jefferson     
   T Marshall        
   J Smith-Schuster  
   BRONCOS           
   Jamaal Williams   
   FOOTBALL TEAM     
   Nyheim Hines      
   Khalil Herbert    
   Brandon Aiyuk     
   Kenyan Drake      
   Logan Thomas      
   AS Brown          
   Ronald Jones      
   Curtis Samuel     
   Zack Moss         
   DeVante Parker    
   D. Williams       
SPOCK"S LOCKS FORMAT - Favorite w/Spread on top - Underdog w/Under-Over in parenthesis

  Week 7 finds one loan undefeated team. I know we have an extra week this year, but time is running out fast. For some of us, it may be time take drastic measures. The waiver wire was really humming this week during what was called BYEMAGEDDON by national fantasy football pundits. The EAGLES lost and so did the Dream Team. It is also a dreary Tuesday morning a week before Halloween. It is perfect storm of gloom. Find your laughs elsewhere this week.

  The old web (http://swffl.50megs.com) has updated archives and historical records. I will also add some web-exclusive. Send any ideas to me and I will see what I can do.

Key Match-Ups to watch this Week

  The Roxborough Wranglers will try to keep their Money spot by taking out the Croatans, the team closed to that Money Line. The Body Shop will try to distance themselves from the basement by defeating the current residents, the Jelly Beans. The Black & Blue Attack will try to keep on keeping on right over the Good Fellas. The Dream Team will try to right the ship this week against the Figthin’ Irish. The Money Takers will try to keep pace with the Black & Blue Attack by beating the Black Assassins.

  Spock was 5 of 5 this week making him 15 of 20 (60%) on the year. He regains top billing. Norm was 0 of 5 making him 7 of 25 (28%) on the year. His lines (my estimates) appear below:

 C -1 RW (273)     DT -9 FI (287)
JB -2 BS (268)     BA -2 MT (276)
GF -1 BB (275)

  There were 2 final games on Sunday. The other 3 had some Monday night madness (not really).

  The Croatans climbed a little closer to the Money line by defeating the Fightin’ Irish. The Croatans were led by Evans and Uzomah and prevailed despite a horrible performance by Darnold. The PANTHERS have stated the Darnold is their starter, I have a feeling the Croatans will not be making such a statement. The Irish were led by Ryan in the loss. Looks like they took a swing for the fences with People-Jones and struck out. More about that later. A Herbert start (not the QB_) would have had the Irish close, but not enough to do the trick.

  The Roxborough Wranglers solidified their money spot and notched their first helmet of the year as they grabbed the “W” against the defending champion Black Assassins. The Wranglers were led by TB12, D’Ernest, Cooper and Scary Terry in the victory. The Assassins were led by Murray and Swift in the loss. The Assassins best lineup would have come up short as well. I think that may be a recurring theme on BYEMEGEDDON week.

  The Good Fellas, Lockett and a 21.9 point lead were too much for the Body Shop and Callaway on a rainy Monday night in Seattle. The Fellas were led by Action Jackson, Harris and Gesicki (I remember him) as they kept hold of that last Money spot. The Shop was led by Stafford, Brown and Pitts as they moved a little closer to the Basement. Again, even the Shop best lineup would not have kept the Shop traveling up.

  The Money Takers and a 40.2 point lead was too much for the Jelly Beans and Metcalf, although that first quarter 12 pointer had to have the Takers sweating a bit. Interestingly, Bubba used to always say he liked playing WRs in the rain because they had the advantage on the slippery turf of knowing where they were going. The Metcalf TD reminded me of that statement as it chopped the Taker lead in half. The Takers were led by an MVP performance by Burrows and Debo as they kept pace with the Black & Blue. The Beans were led by Wentz and Metcalf in their 6th loss in a row. BYEMEGEDDON hit the Beans so hard they only had one player with points on their bench.

  The "Game of the Week" honors go to the contest between the Black & Blue Attack and the Dream Team. OK – this was one of the closer games with a sniff of Monday night madness and involved the first-place team. If that is not good enough call it Commissioner’s privilege. The Attack carried a 46.4 point lead into Monday night against the Dream Team, Kamara and Everett. Kmara but up some decent numbers, Everett not so much. The Attack was led by Chase and Godwin as they climbed to 7-0. The Dream Team was led by Rodgers and Kamara in their second loss in a row. The Dream Team also took a swing for the fences on the waiver wire with D-Jax. He struck out. The Dream Team best lineup also would have been short of them continuing their odd-week winning streak.

CHATTERBOX:(Get Quotes in by Monday Night)
Dream Team (Norm): Suspiciously Absent

BEST & WORST OF WEEK 7
MVP: Joe Burrow (43.8) Money Takers   
   Best on Bench: Tua Tagovailoa (36.6) Croatans   
  Low Scorers: Fightin’ Irish (110.5)   
Coaching Efficiency:
High: Roxborough Wranglers (100%)
Low: Croatans (72%)


Top Rostered Players By Position (Rostered Players Only)
QB – Brady(222.4),Mahomes(222.3),Murray(213.1),Stafford(206.5)
RB – Henry(207.4),Taylor(135.2),Swift(130.3),Ekeler(115.3)
WR – Kuppp(193.9),Chase(167.4),Hill(161.4),Samuel(148.0)
TE – Kelce(125.3),Andrews(110.6),Geisiki(91.7),Hockenson(87.9)
PK – Tucker(89),Prater(87),Carlson(75),Gay(74)
ST – BILLS(73),COWBOYS(60),BUCCANEERS(58),CARDINALS(54)

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