December 3, 2013
S W F F L  C O M M I S S I O N E R S '  N O T E S
By Karl J. (Butch) Smalley
      WEEK 13 RESULTS    SPOCK'S LINES-WK 14
  JELLY BEANS     178.5 
  BISHOPS-BATTLE   99.6 
  BISHOPS-BATTLE  -16 
  FIGHTIN IRISH    (246)  
  BLACK & BLUE    180.9 
  BODY SHOP        78.8 
  YOUNG GUNZ      -13 
  BODY SHOP        (261)  
  DREAM TEAM      181.4 
  GOOD FELLAS     138.9 
  BLACK & BLUE     -4 
  DREAM TEAM       (284)  
  YOUNG GUNZ      117.7 
  M. TAKERS        95.4 
  GOOD FELLAS     -13 
  M. TAKERS        (251)  
  ROXB WRANGLERS  127.8 
  FIGHTIN IRISH   102.5 
  JELLY BEANS     -15 
  ROXB WRANGLERS   (249)  
 STANDINGS   W  L  T    GB    POINTS 
 DREAM TEAM     
 YOUNG GUNZ     
 BISHOPS-BATTLE 
 BLACK & BLUE   
  9  4  0  
  9  4  0  
  9  4  0  
  8  5  0  
 ---
 ---
 ---
  1 
 1932
 1906
 1663
 1996
  ELITE LINE      
 GOOD FELLAS    
 JELLY BEANS    
 BODY SHOP      
 ROXB WRANGLERS 
 FIGHTIN IRISH  
 M. TAKERS      
  7  6  0  
  7  6  0  
  5  8  0  
  4  9  0  
  4  9  0  
  3 10  0  
  2 
  2 
  4 
  5 
  5 
  6 
 1704
 1600
 1603
 1514
 1408
 1459
POSITION SCORING MATRIX
 TEAM     QB   RB   WR   TE   PK   ST      TOT  
  BI  
  BS  
  BB  
  GF  
  JB  
  FI  
  YG  
  DT  
  MT  
  RW  
  318  412  598  109  114  113 
  381  217  669   84  154   98 
  309  478* 632  143* 325  110 
  256  465  461  125  265  131 
  274  364  571  113  141  136*
  316  235  486  126  121  124 
  365  381  745* 130  164  122 
  437* 427  571  147  236  113 
  254  274  484   99  245  104 
  308  164  669  164   86* 123 
 1663 
 1603 
 1996*
 1704 
 1600 
 1408 
 1906 
 1932 
 1459 
 1514 
AVG/GM    25   26   45   14   10    9    129 
PLAYER TRANSACTIONS
 TM       ACQUIRED         RELEASED    
 BB  
 GF  
 BB  
 MT  
 BI  
     
     
     
     
     
  Josh McCown      
  Carson Palmer    
  R. Fitzpatrick   
  M. Crabtree      
  Rod Streater     
         
         
         
         
         
  Case Keenum      
  Nick Folk        
  A. Vinatieri     
  VIKINGS          
  Mike Glennon     
         
         
         
         
         
SPOCKS LOCKS FORMAT - Favorite w/Spread on top - Underdog w/Under-Over in parenthesis

  Week 13 has the Commissioner's office feeling a little better. There were no semi-controversies this week, the standings are looking better and that helmet in the middle of the page is just icing on the cake. I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving, enjoying good food with family and friends. I personally was very happy to see my kids back from college.

  Don't forget to keep an eye on the old web site (http://swffl.50megs.com). It has updated archives and historical records. I will also add some web-exclusive materials there, like the complete 2013 Draft analysis, as I develop them. Anybody with ideas, send them to me and I will see what I can do.

Key Matchups to watch this Week

  The Bishops of Battle will try to keep those Championship hopes alive by completing the season sweep of the Fightin' Irish. The Young Gunz will try to keep the trophy in Young Gunz HQ by avenging their early season los to the Body Shop. In a battle of Elite teams, the Dream Team will try to repeat their early season win over the Black & Blue Attack. The Good Fellas will try to keep their fading Elite hopes alive by sweeping the M. Takers. The Jelly Beans are clinging to Elite hopes and they probably need to complete the sweep of the Roxborough Wranglers.

  Spock was 3 of 5 last week making him 26 of 50 (52%) on the year. He retains top billing. Norm was 2 of 5 last week making him 23 of 50 (46%) on the year. His lines (my estimates) appear below:

FI -1 BI (251)     MT -3 GF (255)
BS -2 YG (256)     JB -4 RW (260)
DT -9 BB (269)

  Two games were over on Sunday. The other 3 were pretty much over as well. In fact all the games were decided by more than 20 points. Game of the week will be a tough decision this week.

  The Black & Blue Attack completed the season sweep of the Body Shop and tightened their grip on that last Elite spot. The Attack, Graham, Haushka and a 89.8 point lead proved to be far too much for the Shop and Bress on Monday night. The Attack was led by McCown (1 of 4 Attack QBs), AP and a monster game out of Flash Gordon (got that one from Norm who I am sure stole it from somebody else). There really wasn't much help on the bench for the Shop as they have now lost 5 in a row (just couldn't get over that Dream Team loss).

  The Dream Team and a 42.5 point lead proved to be too much for the Good Fellas and the Beast. The Dream Team swept the kids (Father still knows best), grabbed their 4th helmet of the season and climbed back to the top of the standings. That nad Norm's narrow survival in the "Survivor" pool made for a very nice week at Dream Team HQ. The Dream Team was led by Peyton, Bush, Murray, Gronk and Tucker. Palmer, Floyd and Smith led the Fellas as they did manage to put up a nice score in the loss. Week 13 is no time for moral victories (is there ever a good time?). The Fellas left more than enough points on the bench to make a difference. How do you sit Decker when you're facing Manning?

  The defending Champion Young Gunz kept their repeat hopes alive by completing the season sweep of the M. Takers. The Gunz were led by Stafford and Dre' Johnson in the win. The Takers only had a 20 point performance out of Wallace as they lost their 3rd in a row. The Takers had some options on the bench, but none that would have moved them out of the basement with a "W".

  In another family affair, the Wranglers completed the season sweep of the Fightin' Irish. The Wranglers were led by White and Gostkowski as they also jumped above the Irish in the standings. The Irish were led by Big Ben and Larry Fitz in the loss. Maybe Coach Bone did a bit too much tinkering with the team as they are now the lowest scoring team and only the Takers are behind them in the standings.

  The "Game of the Week" honors go to the contest between the Jelly Beans and the Bikshops of Battle. The Beans scored their 5th "W" and split the season series with the Bishops. The Beans were led by Brady, Spiller and a monster game by Jeffery as they knocked the Bishops out of the top when Colston could not overcome a 85.1 point lead on Monday night. Only Megatron managed to clear 20 points for the Bishops. The Bishops left some bullets on the bench, but none that would have kept them in first place.

CHATTERBOX:(Get Quotes in by Monday Night)
Dream Team (Norm): Suspiciously Absent"

BEST & WORST OF WEEK 13
MVP: Alshon Jeffrey (57.9) Jelly Beans   
   Best on Bench: Erik Decker (55.4) Good Fellas   
  Low Scorers: Body Shop (78.8)   
Coaching Efficiency:
High: Jelly Beans (95%)
Low: Good Fellas (65%)


Top Rostered Players By Position (Rostered Players Only)
QB - PManning(418.2),Brees(340.6),Stafford(326.8),Newton(305.4)
RB - Peterson(244.8),Forte(240.6),Charles(235.4),McCoy(222.8)
WR - CJohnson(288.9),Gordon(255.1),Thomas(248.1),ABrown(245.7)
TE - Graham(250.8),Davis(187.5),Thomas(170.0),Cameron(169.4)
PK - Gostkowski(155),Tucker(141),Hauschka(140),Crosby(139)
ST - CHIEFS(145),RAMS(130),SEAHAWKS(119),COWBOYS(118)


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