December 27, 2011
S W F F L  C O M M I S S I O N E R S '  N O T E S
By Karl J. (Butch) Smalley
      WEEK 16 RESULTS    SPOCK'S LINES-WK 17
  BLACK & BLUE    140.7 
  DREAM TEAM      133.5 
  DREAM TEAM      -11 
  BODY SHOP        (247)  
  ROXB WRANGLERS  110.2 
  BODY SHOP        72.8 
  FIGHTIN IRISH    -2 
  GOOD FELLAS      (260)  
  M. TAKERS       127.6 
  GOOD FELLAS     108.2 
  M. TAKERS       -17 
  BLACK REVENGE    (249)  
  JELLY BEANS     114.7 
  BLACK REVENGE   103.0 
  JELLY BEANS     -19 
  BLACK & BLUE     (257)  
  YOUNG GUNZ      170.7 
  FIGHTIN IRISH   138.5 
  YOUNG GUNZ       -6 
  ROXB WRANGLERS   (254)  
 STANDINGS   W  L  T    GB    POINTS 
 x-JELLY BEANS    
 y-M. TAKERS      
 y-YOUNG GUNZ     
 y-FIGHTIN IRISH  
 14  2  0  
 11  5  0  
 10  6  0  
 10  6  0  
 ---
  3 
  4 
  4 
 2138
 2225
 2160
 2046
  ELITE LINE      
 z-ROXB WRANGLERS 
 z-GOOD FELLAS    
 z-DREAM TEAM     
 z-BLACK & BLUE   
 z-BLACK REVENGE  
 z-BODY SHOP      
  8  8  0  
  7  9  0  
  6 10  0  
  6 10  0  
  4 12  0  
  4 12  0  
  6 
  7 
  8 
  8 
 10 
 10 
 2019
 2102
 2092
 1950
 1854
 1699
POSITION SCORING MATRIX
 TEAM     QB   RB   WR   TE   PK   ST      TOT  
  DT  
  RW  
  FI  
  MT  
  GF  
  JB  
  BR  
  BB  
  BS  
  YG  
  550* 574  549  140  165  114 
  324  283  925* 154  167  167 
  325  497  723  144  208  149 
  326  551  760  119* 316  153 
  432  472  672  146  207  172*
  492  741* 326  144  286  149 
  352  474  591  122  168  148 
  438  323  781  167  148   92 
  341  350  593  145  169  101 
  400  465  818  203  188*  86 
 2092 
 2019 
 2046 
 2225*
 2102 
 2138 
 1854 
 1950 
 1699 
 2160 
AVG/GM    25   30   42   13    9    8    127 
PLAYER TRANSACTIONS
 TM       ACQUIRED         RELEASED    
     
     
     
     
     
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
         
  Standings Key:
     x-Clinched Championship

     y-Clinched Elite Spot
     z-Eliminated from Elite Spot

SPOCK'S LOCKS FORMAT - Favorite w/Spread on top - Underdog w/Under-Over in parenthesis

  Week 16 finds all of the Elite spots clinched, although there could be some change in the final order. For those of you jockeying for a better Elite spot, enjoy it, this is why we do this silly hobby each and every year. For the rest of us it is down to the consolation prizes and maybe a touch of pride. I hope you all enjoyed your Christmas holiday and have a good new year.

  Don't forget to keep an eye on the old web site (http://swffl.50megs.com). It has updated archives and historical records. I will also add some web-exclusive materials there, like the complete 2011 Draft analysis, as I develop them. Anybody with ideas, send them to me and I will see what I can do.

Key Matchups to watch this Week

  In a game about pride, the Dream Team will try to sweep the defending champion Body Shop. The Fightin' Irish will try to sweep the Good Fellas and maximize that final Elite spot. The M. Takers will try to avenge their early season loss to the Black Revenge and finalize that second place slot. The Jelly Beans will try to avenge their early season loss t the Black & Blue Attack and set the new SWFFL record for wins in a season. The Young Gunz will try to avenge their early season sweep of the Roxborough Wranglers and maybe improve that Elite spot a bit.

  Spock was 4 of 5 making him 40 of 70 (57%) on the year and he retains top billing, his locks appear above. Norm was 2 of 5 making him 35 of 70 (50%) on the year. His lines (actually my estimates) appear below:

DT -9 BS (265)     JB -4 BB (252)
GF -3 FI (254)     YG -1 RW (253)
BR -2 MT (256)

  Three games were over on Sunday. The other 2 games had some Monday Nigh Madness (some more than others).

  The Black & Blue completed the season sweep of the Dream Team and more importantly escaped that basement battle. The Attack was led by Newton and Megatron. Somehow, I doubt Newton will be a free-agent pick-up next year. The Dream Team was led by Rodgers and Fitzgerald as they managed to loose yet another game. This has been a disappointing year for my team, but the truth is I still like this team - a little help from the scheduling Gods may have helped.

  The Roxborough Wranglers did their part by sweeping the Body Shop (much like the EAGLLES against the Cowpokes) but other teams did not come through for them and thus their slim Elite hopes evaporated. The Wranglers were led by Welker in the victory. Tebow led the Shop in the loss, there were some points on the bench but even the "Best" lineup would have failed to make triple digits. Perhaps that savvy Coach Casey is holding all of his points for that Week 17 consolation prize.

  The Young Gunz locked up the final Elite spot as they swept the Fightin' Irish, a fellow Elite Team. The Gunz also raked up another weekly helmet, as they were led by Stafford, Marshall, Nelson, White and Akers (sometimes I don't understand the EAGLES rebuilding methods - see B-Dawk). The Irish put up some nice numbers as well, especially those by Rice, Kevin Smith and Cruz. I suppose it is a lot more fun when you are fighting for 2nd-4th place as opposed to 5th-10th place. I would wish both teams Good Luck next week, but they appear to be getting that already on their own.

  The M. Takers, Sproles, Colston and a 19.6 point lead proved to be too much for the Good Fellas, Turner and Jones on Monday night. The Takers sweep of the Fellas leaves them with on the inside track to second place. The Takers were led by Vick, MJD and Colston. In the loss that eliminated them, the Fellas were led by Brady and Jones. The Fellas had a wealth of points on the bench and had several roads to the "W" were left un-traveled.

  The "Game of the Week" honors go to the contest between the Jelly Beans and the Black Revenge. It involved the ultimate Elite team, was a close game and had a lead change on Monday night. Besides all that, I sort of owed the Beans a victory lap of sorts. The Beans, Brees and Graham overcame a 30.3 point by the Revenge and Moore. The Beans were led by Brees and Floyd as they clinched at least a tie for best SWFFL record ever. The Revenge was led by Foster and Memdenhal and had plenty of ways to win on the bench. The biggest fly in the ointment for the Revenge was the extremely early exit by Romo.

CHATTERBOX:(Get Quotes in by Monday Night)
Dream Team (Norm): Suspiciously Absent

BEST & WORST OF WEEK 16
MVP: Cam Newton (51.2) Black & Blue   
   Best on Bench: BILLS (32.0) Good Fellas   
  Low Scorers: Body Shop (72.8)   
Coaching Efficiency:
High: Dream Team (96%)
Low: Good Fellas (64%)


Top Rostered Players By Position (Rostered Players Only)
QB - Rodgers(531.2),Brees(464.4),Newton(449.3),Brady(422.9)
RB - McCoy(329.9),Rice(310.9),Foster(304.6),Jones-Drew(270.8)
WR - CJohnson(340.8),Welker(334.7),Cruz(284.1),White(266.7)
TE - Gronkowski(305.1),Graham(272.3),Gonzalez(207.7),Witten(195.3)
PK - Akers(202),Janikowski(170),Bailey(156),Crosby,Kasay(155)
ST - LIONS(152),BEARS,BILLS(148),49ERS(145)


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