November 3, 2009
S W F F L  C O M M I S S I O N E R S '  N O T E S
By Karl J. (Butch) Smalley
      WEEK 8 RESULTS    SPOCK'S LINES-WK 9
  GOOD FELLAS     162.3 
  BLACK & BLUE    138.5 
  YOUNG GUNZ       -2 
  BLACK & BLUE     (242)  
  M. TAKERS       152.6 
  DREAM TEAM      146.5 
  TSUNAMI BROTHER -14 
  JELLY BEANS      (234)  
  BLACK REVENGE   133.6 
  QUIET STORM      94.5 
  M. TAKERS       -14 
  QUIET STORM      (246)  
  JELLY BEANS     125.4 
  BODY SHOP       124.4 
  BLACK REVENGE   -26 
  BODY SHOP        (252)  
  YOUNG GUNZ       91.6 
  TSUNAMI BROTHER  84.8 
  GOOD FELLAS      -5 
  DREAM TEAM       (257)  
 STANDINGS   W  L  T    GB    POINTS 
 BLACK REVENGE  
 YOUNG GUNZ     
 BLACK & BLUE   
 TSUNAMI BROTHER
  6  2  0  
  6  2  0  
  5  3  0  
  5  3  0  
 ---
 ---
  1 
  1 
 1041
  966
 1080
  977
  ELITE LINE      
 GOOD FELLAS    
 JELLY BEANS    
 M. TAKERS      
 BODY SHOP      
 DREAM TEAM     
 QUIET STORM    
  4  4  0  
  4  4  0  
  3  5  0  
  3  5  0  
  2  6  0  
  2  6  0  
  2 
  2 
  3 
  3 
  4 
  4 
  983
  868
 1024
  942
 1052
  897
POSITION SCORING MATRIX
 TEAM     QB   RB   WR   TE   PK   ST      TOT  
  BB  
  TB  
  MT  
  BR  
  DT  
  BS  
  QS  
  JB  
  GF  
  YG  
  202  358  277   54* 140   49 
  191  139  373   80  104*  91 
  225* 293  306   76   82   43 
  157  120  531*  68   77   88 
  201  219  406   53  100   73 
  195  301  258   62   78   48 
  178  257  248   58   89   67 
  157  251  263   54   82   61 
  137  415* 171   75  111   73 
  151  207  334   55   81  138*
 1080*
  977 
 1024 
 1041 
 1052 
  942 
  897 
  868 
  983 
  966 
AVG/GM    22   32   40   12    8    9    123 
PLAYER TRANSACTIONS
 TM       ACQUIRED         RELEASED    
 BS  
 MT  
 MT  
 JB  
 BR  
     
     
     
     
     
  BRONCOS          
  Mark Clayton     
  Justin Fargas    
  John Crney       
  Fred Davis       
         
         
         
         
         
  JETS             
  Joey Galloway    
  Jamal Lewis      
  Undrafted Slot   
  Mercedes Lewis   
         
         
         
         
         
SPOCK'S LOCKS FORMAT - Favorite w/Spread on top - Underdog w/Under-Over in parenthesis

  Week 8 finds the Commissioner's office mourning the loss of one of our founding members. Unfortunately, on Tuesday afternoon Joe Smith passed. Joe was one of our most beloved members and truly one of the nicest guys I've ever met. Joe had some of the more "out of the box" ideas for the league. He devised a scoring system that gave a team 10 points for a win and a number of points from 10 to 1 depending on the amount of points scored that week. The idea was to keep the fun of head to head match-ups, yet remove some of the sting that the schedule could inflict (boy do I know abut that one this year). He also (I think with tongue firmly implanted in his cheek) suggested that we start 2 QBs a week. This was to lower the value of the RBs and increase the value of QBs (which s how it really is in the NFL). We never adopted either of these but I know they were good enough ideas that actually retro-actively fit the "Smitty Point System" to one year just see how it changed the results. Despite, the "out of the box" thinking involved in these ideas, Joe was one person you could always ask for reasonable input on a league ideas or a major league decision. He was one of those people that just got it when you said, "We have to make this decision based on the league and not whether it was going to help you out this year". I do know on one of the many occasions that I thought about stepping down, Joe was one of my first choices as a replacement (right up there with my partner).

  Joe won the first Championship of the league with his partner Toast as the original Black Assassins in 1989. A couple of years later Toast decided to semi-retire and Joe formed the Quiet Storm with Kevin Rice. The Storm went on to win 4 more SWFFL championships in 1994, 1996, 2005 & 2006. In 18 years with the Quiet Storm from 1991-2008, Joe led his team to 174 wins (57% winning percentage) and 12 Money Spots (67%). The numbers clearly show that he was a very successful member of this little fantasy league.

  There was much more than the numbers. Joe always had a smile and I hope like the rest of us he truly enjoyed this little hobby of ours. I don't even think it was the actual league and the Fantasy Football that Joe enjoyed the most. Joe just liked getting together with his old friends from the neighborhood. He very rarely missed a pre-draft meeting. He was at every Settle-Up party including last year when he was already feeling the effects of the disease that finally took him. He encouraged us all to get together for an annual football game which regrettably I never made. Joe just wanted as many chances to spend some time with old friends as he could get. It was almost as if he knew he had to cram as many of these "good time" meetings in to the time that he had, which was unfortunately a lot shorter than it should have been.

  It was very nice to see him last month at the Beef and Beer in his honor. I think there was a good chance there was an Occupancy code violation at Maggie O'Neills that night. The turnout was incredible. I want to personally thank everyone involved in giving us all one last chance to see that smile of Smitty's. I am not sure who all was involved, but I think Kevin Rice, Mike "Toast" McLaughlin, John Mumbower, Al "Poodles" Saddic and Billy Ryan were all involved in pulling things together. Norm Staley, Danny Staley, Jack and Larry at Maggie O'Neills did a fantastic job as well. It was nice to see all the people that were truly touched by Joe. It was nice to see Joe's family too, his Mom, brother and sister, his wife Christina, his son Devin and his step-daughter Ashley. I can only offer my prayers to his family, and at Joe's personal request that night I have resumed praying. Kevin Rice has kept most of us up to date with a monthly e-mail on Joe's status. I would like to thank Kevin for those updates. They were very helpful, although I am sure they were extremely difficult to write. According to the e-mail updates from Kevin, Joe looked at every day since his diagnosis on January 29th as a small gift from God. He looked on the outcome as Lord's plan and he was OK with it.

  I know most of you were here to get stats from Week 8 or maybe to check your balance or to see if you were still in the running for a Money Spot. Heck some of you may have opened this to read my weekly drivel. The drivel will be back next week, but I really felt it was necessary to dedicate this week's notes to Smitty's passing. I will still keep track of the helmet each week, but for the rest of the year I will be using the helmet space as a tribute to Joe Smith. I will be using a logo developed by Kevin and Co. for Joe's benefit last month. I saved a bit of space for some of the weekly features. I will miss you Smitty!!

  Spock was 4 of 5 making him 10 of 15 (67%) on the year. He retains top billing. Norm (actually my estimates) was 2 of 5 making him 6 of 15 (40%) on the year. His lines appear below:

BB -3 YG (207)     BS -2 BR (206)
JB -4 TB (210)     DT -9 GF (225)
QS -1 MT (201)

CHATTERBOX:(Get Quotes in by Monday Night)
Dream Team (Norm): Suspiciously Absent

BEST & WORST OF WEEK 8
MVP: Chris Johnson (54.9) Good Fellas   
   Best on Bench: LeSean McCoy (30.2) Black & Blue   
  High Scorers: Good Fellas (162.3)   
  Low Scorers: Tsunami Brothers (84.8)   
Coaching Efficiency:
High: Jelly Beans (95%)
Low: Good Fellas (79%)


Top Rostered Players By Position (Rostered Players Only)
QB - Rodgers(199.9),Schaub(191.4),Brees(184.1),Manning(182.3)
RB - Johnson(202.),Jones-Drew(195.0),Peterson(174.4),Rice(157.4)
WR - Wayne(158.9),DJackson(147.6),AJohnson(145.7),Whte(145.3)
TE - Clark(129.1),Daniels(124.9),Davis(111.5),Celek(102.7)
PK - Tynes(80),Longwell(78),Akers(75),Kaeding(71)
ST - SAINTS(102),EAGLES(96),VIKINGS(82),49ERS(74)


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