September 16, 2008
S W F F L  C O M M I S S I O N E R S '  N O T E S
By Karl J. (Butch) Smalley
      WEEK 2 RESULTS    SPOCK'S LINES-WK 3
  BLACK & BLUE    125.6 
  QUIET STORM     115.3 
  BLACK & BLUE    -20 
  M. TAKERS        (218)  
  M. TAKERS       123.0 
  BLACK REVENGE    84.1 
  GOOD FELLAS     -44 
  BLACK REVENGE    (208)  
  GOOD FELLAS     101.6 
  TSUNAMI BROTHER  88.9 
  QUIET STORM     -41 
  BODY SHOP        (221)  
  JELLY BEANS     188.3 
  BODY SHOP       110.1 
  JELLY BEANS     -15 
  DREAM TEAM       (265)  
  YOUNG GUNZ      154.4 
  DREAM TEAM      143.5 
  YOUNG GUNZ      -24 
  TSUNAMI BROTHER  (238)  
 STANDINGS   W  L  T    GB    POINTS 
 YOUNG GUNZ     
 BLACK & BLUE   
 GOOD FELLAS    
 JELLY BEANS    
  2  0  0  
  2  0  0  
  2  0  0  
  1  1  0  
 ---
 ---
 ---
  1 
  300
  268
  217
  328
  ELITE LINE      
 DREAM TEAM     
 QUIET STORM    
 M. TAKERS      
 BODY SHOP      
 BLACK REVENGE  
 TSUNAMI BROTHER
  1  1  0  
  1  1  0  
  1  1  0  
  0  2  0  
  0  2  0  
  0  2  0  
  1 
  1 
  1 
  2 
  2 
  2 
  246
  221
  187
  189
  178
  166
POSITION SCORING MATRIX
 TEAM     QB   RB   WR   TE   PK   ST      TOT  
  BB  
  BR  
  QS  
  MT  
  GF  
  BS  
  TB  
  DT  
  JB  
  YG  
   56   87   91   13    6   15 
    9   60   45   10   26   28 
   30   69   88   16   12    6 
   30   47   78   13    7   12 
   34   76   60   18   16   14 
   44   27   57   20*  34    7 
   22   77   55    7    2    3 
   54   39  107   24    8*  13 
   34   37  176*  20   26   35*
   64*  95*  75   21   28   17 
  268 
  178 
  221 
  187 
  217 
  189 
  166 
  246 
  328*
  300 
AVG/GM    19   31   42    8    8    8    115 
PLAYER TRANSACTIONS
 TM       ACQUIRED         RELEASED    
 BR  
 YG  
 BS  
 TB  
 TB  
 MT  
 QS  
 BB  
 YG  
 QS  
 GF  
  Tim Hightower    
  Dev. Henderson   
  Robert Meachem   
  David Patten     
  Anthony Fasano   
  STEELERS         
  Matt Prater      
  John Carlson     
  Chansi Stuckey   
  Darren Sproles   
  Jerry Porter     
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
  Maurice Morris   
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
  Tom Brady        
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
  Nate Burleson    
  Andre Davis      
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
SPOCK'S LOCKS - Favorite w/Spread on top - Underdog w/Under-Over in parenthesis

  It was a bad week in the Commissioner's office. I pretty much lost in every fantasy league and had to cap off the week watching the EAGLES fall short in their final game at Texas Stadium. Moral victories are won by teams that are home for Christmas. In the league all, 3 teams are 2-0, 3 are 0-2 and everybody else is 1-1.

  Don't forget to keep an eye on the old web site (http://swffl.50megs.com). It has updated archives and historical records. I will also add some web-exclusive materials there, like the complete 2008 Draft analysis, as I develop them. Anybody with ideas, send them to me and I will see what I can do.

Key Matchups to watch this Week

  In a battle of ex-partners, the Black & Blue Attack will try to remain undefeated against a M. Taker team that bounced back from losing Brady in Week 1. The Good Fellas will try to stay undefeated and keep the Black Revenge winless. The Quiet Storm will meet the Body Shop in a contest that between the trophy holders for the last 3 years. In a family affair, the 1-1 Jelly Beans will meet the 1-1 Dream Team. The Tsunami Brothers will try to notch their first "W" and knock the Young Gunz out of that top spot in the standings.

  Spock's locks appear above. Norm's picks, actually my estimates, appear below:

MT -4 BB (196)     DT -8 JB (228)
BR -2 GF (198)     TB -5 YG (205)
BS -1 QS (201)

  Two of the games were more or less over on Sunday, but the rest had a little Monday Night Madness!!

  The M. Takers bounced back from their loss in week 1 (both the game and Brady) as they defeated the Black Revenge. Kitna, Julius Jones and Burress led the Takers to their first "W". See Bubba, you can win a game without your first round pick. The question is how many of them can you win. The Black Revenge failed to start a player who cleared the 20 point barrier.

  The Jelly Beans won their first game by handing the defending champion Body Shop their second loss. The Beans left no doubt by taking the helmet after putting up enough points in week 1 to beat a lot of other teams and getting a loss. The Beans were led by an MVP performance by Boldin, and good games by Chambers, Wayne and the PACKERS. The Shop had 3 players on Monday that did well, but the Beans had just put up too many points on Sunday. The Shop was led by Aaron Rogers in a losing effort. At 0-2, things are not looking very great for the repeat attempt by the Champs, bit you never know. In 20 years, stranger things have happened, so keep plugging Casey.

  The Good Fellas and the COWBOYS easily overcame a 0.3 point lead against the Tsunami Brothers on Monday night to remain undefeated. The Good Fellas had a balanced attack as only Greg Jennings cleared the 20 point barrier. The Tsunami Brothers had very big games out Of Graham and Portis. The Tsunami Brothers are at 0-2 and need to turn it around. The Fellas are quite happy with their current direction.

  The Black & Blue Attack, the EAGLES and a 25.6 point lead were too much for the Quiet Storm and Westbrook. Westbrook put up a monster 26 point game to go with Anthony Gonzales big game for the Quiet Storm in the losing effort. The Black & Blue Attack were led by Marshall who put up 40.8 points despite only scoring one TD. A "Kurt Warner" start by the Storm would have put the Storm over the top, of course that would have take Mike Shanahan sized balls after the week 1 performances by Brees and Warner.

  The "Game of the Week" honors go to the contest between the Dream Team and Young Gunz. The Gunz, and Barber and 53.8 points were too much for the Dream Team, Romo and Owens. Now you may say. how can I give "GOW" honors to a game where the two teams were separated by more than 50 points going into Monday night. In my defense, by half-time on Monday night the Gunz lead was down to a point or 2. Unfortunately for me the Cowboys went a lot more to Barber and T.O. disappeared in the second half (as he has been know to do). In the end, the Gunz margin of victory was lea than 11 points and both teams finished 2nd and 3rd in scoring for the week. The Gunz were led by Cutler, Barber, Holt and Fitzgerald. The Dream Team, in a losing effort, was led by Calvin Johnson and the COWPOKE double-bubble.

CHATTERBOX:(Get Quotes in by Monday Night)
Dream Team (Norm): Suspiciously Absent

BEST & WORST OF WEEK 2
MVP: Anquan Boldin (44.0) Jelly Beans   
   Best on Bench: Philip Rivers (41.5) Good Fellas   
  Low Scorers: Black Revenge (84.1)   
Coaching Efficiency:
High: Jelly Beans (97%)
Low: Tsunami Brothers (61%)


Top Rostered Players By Position (Rostered Players Only)
QB - Rivers(69.7),Cutler(64.0)Brees(55.5),Romo(54.0)
RB - Turner(52.4),Westbrook(48.5),Gore(45.0),Graham(44.6)
WR - Boldin(60.2),Ca. Johnson(54.6),Moss(52.8),Owens(52.6)
TE - Witten(33.6),Scheffler(32.6),Winslow(28.2),Gonzales(26.4)
PK - Longwell(31),Brown,Prater(24),Hanson(21)
ST - PACKERS(35),BEARS(28),TITANS(25),SEAHAWKS(18)


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