September 12, 2006
S W F F L  C O M M I S S I O N E R S '  N O T E S
By Karl J. (Butch) Smalley
   WEEK 1 RESULTS  SPOCK'S LINES-WK 2
 SECANE TSUNAMI  118 
 BLACK & BLUE     98 
 SECANE TSUNAMI   -1 
 QUIET STORM    (193)
 QUIET STORM      84 
 GOOD FELLAS      66 
 GOOD FELLAS      -1 
 BLACK & BLUE   (173)
 JAIL BIRDS      132 
 BODY SHOP       102 
 JAIL BIRDS      -12 
 DREAM TEAM     (212)
 DREAM TEAM       88 
 JELLY BEANS      82 
 BLACK REVENGE   -25 
 BODY SHOP      (199)
 BLACK REVENGE    81 
 M. TAKERS        81 
 M. TAKERS        -3 
 JELLY BEANS    (157)
 STANDINGS   W  L  T    GB    POINTS 
 JAIL BIRDS     
 SECANE TSUNAMI 
 DREAM TEAM     
 QUIET STORM    
  1  0  0  
  1  0  0  
  1  0  0  
  1  0  0  
 ---
 ---
 ---
 ---
  132
  118
   88
   84
  ELITE LINE      
 BLACK REVENGE  
 BODY SHOP      
 BLACK & BLUE   
 JELLY BEANS    
 M. TAKERS      
 GOOD FELLAS    
  1  0  0  
  0  1  0  
  0  1  0  
  0  1  0  
  0  1  0  
  0  1  0  
 ---
  1 
  1 
  1 
  1 
  1 
   81
  102
   98
   82
   81
   66
POSITION SCORING MATRIX
 TEAM     QB   RB   WR   PK   ST      TOT  
  ST  
  BB  
  QS  
  GF  
  JA  
  BS  
  DT  
  JB  
  BR  
  MT  
   28   23   40   14*  13 
   34*  14   36   11    3 
    4   41*  29    5    5 
   23    4   22    3   14 
   17   24   57*   8   26*
   14   16   36   10   26*
    8   29   41    6    4 
    6   25   33   13    5 
    8   35   33    4    1 
   15   24   20   14*   8 
  118 
   98 
   84 
   66 
  132*
  102 
   88 
   82 
   81 
   81 
AVG/GM   185  190  408  129  112   1024 
PLAYER TRANSACTIONS
 TM       ACQUIRED         RELEASED    
 BR  
 BR  
 JB  
 BB  
 BS  
 BS  
 QS  
 QS  
 DT  
     
  L. Tynes         
  Michael Jenkins  
  Mark Clayton     
  Brad Johnson     
  Tony Romo        
  Jason Witten     
  S. Gostkowski    
  Greg Jennings    
  Doug Gabriel     
                   
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
                   
SPOCK'S LOCKS - Favorite w/Spread on top - Underdog w/Under-Over in parenthesis

  Well here we go again. Our 18th season is under way. I hope everyone enjoyed the draft. I'd like to thank Ron for hosting the draft once again. I'd like to welcome the new league members and I wish all good luck. At least I wish you all have enough luck to finish in 2nd place to the Dream Team.

Key Matchups to watch this Week

  In a meteorological event, The Quiet Storm and Secane Tsunami will try to hand each other their first loss. The next battle involves the Black & Blue Attack and the Goodfellas. Both of these teams are searching for the first win. The Rookie Jail Birds hit the SWFFL with a bang, and this week they face the also undefeated Dream Team looking for some payback for some of those draft day comments. In a battle of grizzled vets, the Body shop fresh off a heart-breaking loss will try to get healthy against the Black Revenge who needed a tie-break to secure their first "W". The Jelly Beans and Money Takers meet in the final contest, both teams lost by slim (or no) margin week 1 and are looking to get the bad taste of those close losses out of their mouths.

  Spock will begin the defense of the Oddsmakers next week, his lines appear above, but they will not count in the 2006 Oddsmaker battle.

  I did that analysis based on last year's points, It is 21 out of the 48 in picking Elite Teams. As always, this analysis is based on last year's performance in points per game (using the new scoring system). If you are depending on a rookie or a comeback player then ignore these results. If you aren't necessarily relying on either of these type players and you're on the bottom of the list, you might want to consider hitting the transaction wire hard. See the old web site for details on what players made up your 2005 Best Lineup.

TEAM 05 TOT TEAM 05 TOT
BLACK & BLUE
SECANE TSUNAMI
M. TAKERS
QUIET STORM
GOOD FELLAS
127.47
123.60
117.00
113.60
112,7
JELLY BEANS
DREAM TEAM
JAIL BIRDS
BODY SHOP
BLACK REVENGE
108.88
108.12
103.05
99.02
92.73

  Most of the games were more or less over on Sunday.

  In a close game the Dream Team outlasted the Jelly Beans. Neither QB really showed up for either team. Larry Fitzgerald led the Beans in the losing effort. The Dream Team was led by Julius Jones. If the Beans play Williamson on Monday night instead of Burleson, well lets just say these notes might be even later than they already are.

  The Secane Tsunami and a 30 point lead were too much for the Black & Blue Attack to overcome. Unlike that first game the QBs in this game lit up the scoreboard like a pinball machine. McNabb and Warner each put up over 25 points. McNabb captured the week 1 MVP. The Black & Blue's best lineup would have won the game, but it would have required benching Alexander, not a possibility.

  The Quiet Storm, Tomlinson and a 7 point lead were too much for the Good Fellas, Jordan and Moss. Jeff Wilkins had monster points on the Fellas bench. Those points would have given the Fellas the victory instead of the Storm. Eli Manning led the Fellas in the loss. Westbrook led the Storm to victory.

  The Jail Birds and a 30 point lead were too much for the Body Shop and Brandon Lloyd. The Shop placed an official protest, claiming they have faced the helmet team in Week 1 of every year since they returned. The claim conspiracy of the "Fantasy Gods", and they wan to know why. All I have to say is "With their 3rd round pick, the body Shop selects the BEARS defense." That is what you get for snubbing your nose at the "Fantasy Gods". The Jail Birds nabbed their first helmet in their first time at the plate. Congratulations on your "W" in week 1. We'll be introducing you to your first "L" in week 2. Stallworth and the Ravens led the Jail Birds. Those BEARS led the Shop.

  The "Game of the Week" honors go to the contest between the M. Takers and the Black Revenge. The Revenge just barely held off Moss on Monday night. Actually they did not quite hold them off as Moss scored enough to tie the Revenge. The Revenge win by virtue of Coles 23 beating Barber's 17. By the way, the Revenge would have won by the bench point rule too. Both teams left a truckload of points on the bench. Hey guys, those points are doing you any good there.

CHATTERBOX:(Get Quotes in by Monday Night)
Black Revenge (Toast): "Monk punk."

BEST & WORST OF WEEK 1
MVP: Donovan McNabb (34) Black & Blue   
   Best on Bench: Frank Gore (26) Black Revenge   
  Low Scorers: Good Fellas (66)   
Coaching Efficiency:
High: Dream Team (96%)
Low: Good Fellas (62%)


Top Rostered Players By Position (Rostered Players Only)
QB - McNabb(34),Warner(28),Manning,Vick(23)
RB - Gore(26),Westbrook(22),J Jones(20),Tomlinson,R Johnson(19)
WR - Stallworth(29),Gonzales(24),Coles(23),Fitzgerald(22)
PK - Wilkins(23),Vinatieri(16),Kasay,J. Brown(14)
ST - RAVENS,BEARS(26),STEELERS(14),BENGALS(13)


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