November 9, 2005
S W F F L  C O M M I S S I O N E R S '  N O T E S
By Karl J. (Butch) Smalley
   WEEK 9 RESULTS  SPOCK'S LINES-WK 10
 JELLY BEANS      96 
 BULLDOGS         66 
 JELLY BEANS      -7 
 BODY SHOP      (149)
 BODY SHOP        75 
 M. TAKERS        42 
 BLACK REVENGE    -2 
 GOOD FELLAS    (126)
 GOOD FELLAS      57 
 SECANE TSUNAMI   39 
 DREAM TEAM       -2 
 QUIET STORM    (130)
 DREAM TEAM       73 
 BLACK REVENGE    45 
 SECANE TSUNAMI   -3 
 M. TAKERS      (119)
 BLACK & BLUE     78 
 QUIET STORM      59 
 BULLDOGS         -1 
 BLACK & BLUE   (143)
 STANDINGS   W  L  T    GB    POINTS 
 JELLY BEANS    
 BODY SHOP      
 BLACK & BLUE   
 DREAM TEAM     
  6  3  0  
  5  4  0  
  5  4  0  
  5  4  0  
 ---
  1 
  1 
  1 
  682
  673
  659
  624
  ELITE LINE      
 BLACK REVENGE  
 QUIET STORM    
 GOOD FELLAS    
 BULLDOGS       
 SECANE TSUNAMI 
 M. TAKERS      
  5  4  0  
  5  4  0  
  5  4  0  
  4  5  0  
  3  6  0  
  2  7  0  
  1 
  1 
  1 
  2 
  3 
  4 
  604
  567
  530
  719
  543
  397
POSITION SCORING MATRIX
 TEAM     QB   RB   WR   PK   ST      TOT  
  JB  
  BS  
  GF  
  BR  
  QS  
  DT  
  ST  
  MT  
  BB  
  BD  
  120  179  232   68   83 
  123  184* 234   65   67 
   99   64  247   74   46 
  148*  93  222   69   72 
  131   81  233   72   50 
   57  108  308   84   67 
  133  121  165   62   62 
   70   29  166   79   53 
  114  105  274   71   95*
   87  103  348* 121*  60 
  682 
  673 
  530 
  604 
  567 
  624 
  543 
  397 
  659 
  719*
AVG/GM    12   12   27    9    7     67 
PLAYER TRANSACTIONS
 TM       ACQUIRED         RELEASED    
 BD  
 ST  
 BS  
 BS  
 QS  
 MT  
 MT  
 BD  
 BD  
 BS  
 DT  
  Marion Barber    
  Ernest Wilford   
  Brad Johnson     
  Courtney Roby    
  Jay Feely        
  Paul Edinger     
  Reggie Brown     
  GIANTS           
  Amani Toomer     
  Duce Staley      
  Brian Finneran   
  Mike Nugent      
  Brandon Lloyd    
  Rothlesberger    
  Jason Hanson     
  Jeff Wilkins     
  Culpepper        
  Ahman Green      
  COWBOYS          
  Josh McNown      
  BUCCANEERS       
  Terell Owens     
SPOCK'S LOCKS FORMAT - Favorite w/Spread on top - Underdog w/Under-Over in parenthesis

  Week 9 finds only one more bye week left. There is still a real tight pack near the top (6 5-4 teams). The team at the bottom is starting to lose touch with the leaders. Don't forget the web-exclusive "Weekly Previews" and "Free Agents List" when making those starting lineup changes or making that acquisition that puts you over the top. If you have an idea for something new, let me know and we'll see if I can add it.

  If you need me to mail the Notes, give me a call, I think we can avoid the postage, one way or another, if not I will mail you a copy of the notes. It is cheaper and also much quicker to go electronic. The league's url is http://swffl.50megs.com .

Key Matchups to watch this Week

  The Jelly Beans will try to complete the season sweep of the Body Shop in a battle of Elite teams. The Good Fellas will try to avenge their large early season loss to the Black Revenge. The Quiet Storm will try to repeat their early season thumping of the Dream Team. The Secane Tsunami will try to repeat their week 1 victory over the M. Takers in a low scoring affair. The Bull Dogs will try to avenge their early season loss to the Black & Blue Attack.

  Spock was also 3/5 this week making him 20/40 (50%) on the season. He retains top billing and his locks appear above. Norm was 2/5 this week making him 21/40 (53%) on the season and his lines (my estimates) are below:

BD -1 JB (99)     DT -9 BR(110)
MT -2 BS (91)     BB -2 QS (97)
ST -3 GF (98)

  Two games were over on Sunday. The other 3 were in the Monday night madness zone. In fact the winner of all 3 these games went into Monday night loosing.

  The Body Shop defeated the M. Takers with Vinatieri to spare on Monday night. The Shop was led by an MVP performance by Alexander. The VIKING-heavy lineup of the Takers did not seem to perform any better without Culpepper. The Takers left a decent supply of points on the bench, but even the best lineup could have only managed a "L" in a tiebreaker.

  The Dream Team defeated the Black Revenge, with newly acquired Reggie Wayne going on Monday. Wayne turned tight win into mild blowout. Larry Lohnson led the Dream Team's Sunday contingent. The Dream Team may have won the game in Week 9, but they lost their first round pick due to stupidity. T.O. and Ricky Williams (another Dream Teamer) should co-author a book on how to "Lose Millions as a Superstar Athlete" or "Stupidity: It is not just a poor man's disease".

  Of the games decided on Monday, the easiest one to call was the contest between the Bull Dogs and Jelly Beans. The Dogs carried a 2 point lead into Monday against the Beans, Brady and Branch. Basically, the Dogs only shot was Patriot Team Bus accident on the way to the stadium. The Beans won easily and went on to capture their second helmet and sole possession of first place at 6-3. The Bull Dogs loss dropped them to 4-5. Interestingly, If the Dogs had won they would have been at the top of an 8-way tie for first. Instead they are in 6th place. Never saw such a big swing on the outcome of one game.

  The Good Fellas, Peyton Manning and Vanderjagt overcame a 16 point lead against the Secane Tsunami and Corey Dillon. Manning and Vanderjagt were the only Fellas starters to clear double digits. A PANTHER start and a Chris Brown start could have snapped the Tsunami losing streak. Did I not hear that there might be some heads rolling in Tsunami HQ if Chris Brown scored and Dillon didn't.

  The "Game of the Week" honors go to the contest between the Quiet Storm and Black & Blue Attack. The Attack, Harrison and James overcame a 19 point lead against the Storm. Although the final score 78-59, a lot of those Attack points were scored late in the fourth quarter (yardage bonuses and a garbage time TD that really wasn't necessary). Harrison wound up leading the Attack squad in points. The Storm was led by Palmer and Coles. Both teams join the crowd at 5-4. Both teams surpassed the 90% coaching efficiency. This either means these teams are very tuned in to their rosters or they really don't have much depth. I will let you be the judges on that score.

CHATTERBOX:(Get Quotes in by Monday Night)
Dream Team (Norm): Suspiciously Absent.

BEST & WORST OF WEEK 9
MVP: Shaun Alexander(36) Body Shop   
   Best on Bench: PANTHERS (20) Secane Tsunami   
  Low Scorers: Secane Tsunami (39)   
Coaching Efficiency:
High: Jelly Beans (98%)
Low: M. Takers (56%)


Top Rostered Players By Position (Rostered Players Only)
QB - McNabb(146),Palmer(131),Bledsoe(120),Favre(118)
RB - Tomlinson(140),Alexander(134),James(86),Bell(85)
WR - S. Smith(175),S. Moss(127),Galloway(110),Gates(108)
PK - Rackers(116),Feely(89),Tynes(81),Brown,Bironas(76)
ST - COLTS(85),BENGALS(80),FALCONS,BEARS(79)


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