December 14, 2005
S W F F L  C O M M I S S I O N E R S '  N O T E S
By Karl J. (Butch) Smalley
   WEEK 14 RESULTS  SPOCK'S LINES-WK 15
 DREAM TEAM       83 
 JELLY BEANS      59 
 JELLY BEANS     -15 
 SECANE TSUNAMI (135)
 BODY SHOP        68 
 SECANE TSUNAMI   25 
 DREAM TEAM       -6 
 BODY SHOP      (142)
 GOOD FELLAS      80 
 M. TAKERS        55 
 BLACK & BLUE     -4 
 GOOD FELLAS    (134)
 BLACK & BLUE     93 
 BLACK REVENGE    74 
 QUIET STORM     -17 
 M. TAKERS      (117)
 QUIET STORM      65 
 BULLDOGS         59 
 BULLDOGS         -9 
 BLACK REVENGE  (137)
 STANDINGS   W  L  T    GB    POINTS 
 QUIET STORM    
 JELLY BEANS    
 BLACK & BLUE   
 DREAM TEAM     
 10  4  0  
  9  5  0  
  9  5  0  
  8  6  0  
 ---
  1 
  1 
  2 
  916
 1045
 1029
 1027
  ELITE LINE      
 GOOD FELLAS    
 BULLDOGS       
 BODY SHOP      
 BLACK REVENGE  
 SECANE TSUNAMI 
 M. TAKERS      
  8  6  0  
  7  7  0  
  7  7  0  
  5  9  0  
  4 10  0  
  3 11  0  
  2 
  3 
  3 
  5 
  6 
  7 
  893
 1040
 1008
  900
  786
  667
POSITION SCORING MATRIX
 TEAM     QB   RB   WR   PK   ST      TOT  
  JB  
  BS  
  GF  
  BR  
  QS  
  DT  
  ST  
  MT  
  BB  
  BD  
  182  275  375  100  113 
  168  283* 363   99   95 
  210  118  361  131   73 
  208  153  335  109   95 
  230* 137  335  118   96 
  124  207  472  133   91 
  166  168  244  106  102 
  127   49  235  126  130*
  163  149  475  113  129 
  117  126  538* 171*  88 
 1045*
 1008 
  893 
  900 
  916 
 1027 
  786 
  667 
 1029 
 1040 
AVG/GM    12   12   27    9    7     67 
PLAYER TRANSACTIONS
 TM       ACQUIRED         RELEASED    
 MT  
 JB  
 MT  
 BS  
 BS  
 BS  
     
     
     
     
  Ryan Moats       
  Lee Evans        
  Koren Robinson   
  GIANTS           
  Mark Clayton     
  David Garrard    
                   
                   
                   
                   
  49ERS            
  Braylon Edwards  
  Byron Leftwich   
  EAGLES           
  Courtney Roby    
  Kelly Holcomb    
                   
                   
                   
                   
SPOCK'S LOCKS FORMAT - Favorite w/Spread on top - Underdog w/Under-Over in parenthesis

  Week 14 finds a new team at the top of the standings after I all but crowned the Beans. With 3 games left there are still 3 teams with very good shots at the title. There are 2 more with outside chances. The 7-7 teams would need several miracles. There are Saturday Games this week, be aware. Don't forget the web-exclusive "Weekly Previews" and "Free Agents List" when making those starting lineup changes or making that acquisition that puts you over the top. If you have an idea for something new, let me know and we'll see if I can add it.

  If you would still like the Notes mailed to you let me know and I will start mailing them out to you. It is cheaper and also much quicker to go electronic. The league's url is http://swffl.50megs.com .

Key Matchups to watch this Week

  The Secane Tsunami will try to sweep both ends of the "Cedar Lane" series as they take on a suddenly struggling Jelly Beans. The Shop will try to complete the sweep of the Dream Team and keep their Elite hopes alive. The Black & Blue Attack will try to cement their position in the Elite by sweeping the Good Fellas. In a battle between two extremes, the first place Quiet Storm will try to complete the season sweep of the last place M. Takers. The Black Revenge will try to avoid being the next team with a "z" next to their name by sweeping the Bull Dogs.

  Spock was 4 of 5 making him 33/60 (55%) on the season. He regains top billing. Norm (my estimates) was 1 of 5 making 28/60 (47%) on the season. His lines (my estimates) are below:

ST -1 JB (97)     MT -1 QS (95)
DT -7 BS(108)     BR -2 BD (99)
GF -2 BB (97)

  Two games were over on Sunday. The rest were more or less over.

  The Good Fellas avenged their early season loss to the M. Takers. The Fellas were led by Manning and Vanderjagt. At 8-6 the Fellas are just out of the Elite by points. The Takers had a big 28 on the bench in Moats, but the Takers went with the VIKING twins at RB. In their defense, they may have been persuaded to take a wait and see attitude with Moats.

  The Dream Team avenged their early season loss to the Jelly Beans. The Dream Team was led by Johnson and Brown. The "w" by the Dream Team combined with the Bull Dog "L", put the Dream Team above the Elite Line. The Beans were led by Brady and Barber in the loss. The "L" combined with the Storm "W" knocked the Beans out of first.

  The Body Shop completed the season sweep of the Secane Tsunami, as Dunn and Horn could not overcome a 48 point lead. The Shop was led by Gates and a good running game. Only Shane Graham managed to clear double digit scoring for the Tsunami. The Tsunami had a boatload of running back points on the bench, but there best lineup would have lost. The Tsunami earned the dreaded Z mark in the standings.

  The Black & Blue Attack swept both instances of the "Blac Bowl" this year as the Black Revenge and Steckler could not overcome a 7 point lead and Petersen on Monday night. The Attack were led by great performances by Harrison and Chambers. With the "W" the Attack kept pace with the front-running Storm. The Revenge put up a high score in the losing effort and were led by Hassleback and Cadillac. The loss outs the Revenge on the brink of elimination.

  The "Game of the Week" honors go to the contest between the Quiet Storm and the Bull Dogs. The game was decided by 6 points, but 5 of those points were from Stallworth on Monday night. The Storm was led by Johnson and Smith as they claimed the top spot in the standings. The Storm has won 5 in a row and are most definitely on a roll. It doesn't matter how much time you spend in the penthouse during the season, all that matters is who resides there after week 17. The loss by the Dogs dropped them out of the Elite. The Dogs once again "Drew" the wrong QB out of the hat as their starter. They also left Glenn on the bench with a bunch of bench points. Must have been that scary CHIEFS defense. All of the Dogs WRs managed to get double digits. The Dogs also were not hurt by their unconventional benching of Holt.

CHATTERBOX:(Get Quotes in by Monday Night)
Dream Team (Norm): Suspiciously Absent!!

BEST & WORST OF WEEK 14
MVP: Marvin Harrison(30) Black & Blue   
   Best on Bench: Terry Glenn (31) Bull Dogs   
  Low Scorers: Secane Tsunami (25)   
Coaching Efficiency:
High: Dream Team (97%)
Low: Secane Tsunami (46%)


Top Rostered Players By Position (Rostered Players Only)
QB - Palmer(211),P. Manning(204),Bledsoe(179),Brady(173)
RB - Alexander(212),Tomlinson(189),L. Johnson(144),James(130)
WR - Smith(228),Harrison(186),Fitzgerald(176),Holt,Boldin(163)
PK - Rackers(157),Feely(135),Brown(125),Tynes(120)
ST - VIKINGS(133),BRONCOS(126),BEARS(125),COLTS(117)


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