January 3, 2005
S W F F L  C O M M I S S I O N E R S '  N O T E S
By Karl J. (Butch) Smalley
   WEEK 17 RESULTS  SPOCK'S LINES-WK 18
 BLACK REVENGE    62 
 M. TAKERS        53 
 
 
 QUIET STORM      50 
 SHARKS           31 
 
 
 BLACK & BLUE     64 
 DREAM TEAM       57 
 
 
 BULLDOGS         66 
 GOOD FELLAS      41 
 
 
 BODY SHOP        66 
 JELLY BEANS      51 
 
 
 STANDINGS   W  L  T    GB    POINTS 
 JELLY BEANS    
 BLACK & BLUE   
 BULLDOGS       
 GOOD FELLAS    
 11  6  0  
 11  6  0  
 10  7  0  
  9  8  0  
 ---
 ---
  1 
  2 
 1182
 1090
 1101
 1023
  ELITE LINE      
 BLACK REVENGE  
 SHARKS         
 DREAM TEAM     
 BODY SHOP      
 QUIET STORM    
 M. TAKERS      
  9  8  0  
  8  9  0  
  8  9  0  
  8  9  0  
  7 10  0  
  4 13  0  
  2 
  3 
  3 
  3 
  4 
  7 
  978
 1072
 1031
  879
 1042
  782
POSITION SCORING MATRIX
 TEAM     QB   RB   WR   PK   ST      TOT  
  MT  
  JB  
  QS  
  BB  
   S  
  GF  
  DT  
  BD  
  BR  
  BS  
  140  263  117  158  104 
  262  375* 233  169* 143 
  162  204  357  129  190*
  352  174  256  166  142 
  393* 207  227  128  117 
  287  298  161  149  128 
  270  262  269  124  106 
  192  261  360* 126  162 
  203  220  281   96  178 
  265  246  153  116   99 
  782 
 1182*
 1042 
 1090 
 1072 
 1023 
 1031 
 1101 
  978 
  879 
AVG/GM    15   15   14    8    8     60 
PLAYER TRANSACTIONS
 TM       ACQUIRED         RELEASED    
 BD  
 BB  
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
  Jake Delhomme    
  Ladell Betts     
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
  Testaverde       
  T. Wheatley      
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   

  Well we have reached the end of another season. Congratulations from the Commissioner's Office to the Jelly Beans on their first Championship. Congratulations to all the other Elite Teams as well. We have a slight change of plans for the settle-up party. The Pro-Bowl is on Valentine's Day weekend, therefore we are going to have to move the Settle-up party back a week. So the Settle-up part will be on the 20th at the Maggie O'Neil's. I will e-mail more details when I get them. The league's url is http://swffl.50megs.com , let me know if you have any ideas for additions.

  That little post-draft analysis I did at the beginning of the year picked only one Elite team. The analysis accuracy falls to 43% having picked 19 of 44 Elite teams in the last 11 years. OK, so maybe I should just flip coins at the beginning of the year.

  Because I have some space I will give out some fantasy awards: 2004 MVP: Terell Owens (Alexander, Barber and Manning could have easily gone here), Bust of the year: Clinton Portis (many first rounders did not wind up as top 10 though, runner-ups include: Holmes, McAllister, Harrison, Moss, etc.), Surprise of the Year: Mushin Muhammed (runner-up: Drew Bennett), Most disappointing NFL Team (from a fantasy perspective): RESKINS, Most dominate NFL Team: COLTS, The Man is an Island: Tiki Barber.

  Spock was 2/5 this week, making him 37/80 (46%) on the season. Norm was 1/5 on the week, making him 40/80 (50%) on the season. Norm wins the "Battle of the Oddsmakers", which is odd because usually the Dream Team finishes in the Elite when Norm wins this competition.

  The Black Revenge avenged their early season loss to the M. Takers. The Revenge were led by Jamal Lewis and the FALCONS. The Takers were led by Elam in the losing effort. The Revenge just missed out on the final Elite spot. The Takers finished off the season with a 6 game losing streak. By the way, Bubba I think we won that draft-day bet in any manner you would like to measure it.

  The Quiet Storm avenged their early season loss to the Sharks. The Storm was led by Thomas Jones and the RAVENS. The Sharks were led by Dillon who was the only Shark starter to reach double digits. The Sharks 4 game losing streak at the end cost them a Elite spot.

  The Black & Blue Attack completed the season sweep of the Dream Team. With the 'W' the Attack maintained their hold on 2nd place. The Attack was led by the JETS special teams. Interestingly, 9 weeks ago I wrote about how my decision to start Leftwich over Trent Green cost us the game against the Black & Blue Attack. This week I talked Norm into benching McAllister for Pittman. The McAllister mistake cost us the 'W', a Elite spot and the week 17 helmet. I don't even want to think about what the combined mistakes stopped us from achieving in 2004. I may not be able to make any lineup decisions for the whole 2005 season.

  The Bulldogs avenged their early season loss to the Good Fellas. At the beginning of the week it looked like the loser of this game might be out of the Elite. Fortunately for the Good Fellas, they managed to hang on to 4th place even with the loss. The Bull Dogs were led by Jake Delhomme and 24 points out of their WR's. The Fellas were led by Stover in the losing effort. The 4th place finish has to be disappointing for the defending Champs. The Dogs finish in 3rd and are wishing the Dream Team had played McAllister.

  The "Game of the Week" honors go to the contest between the Jelly Beans and the Body Shop. The Body Shop wound up sweeping this year's Champions. A morale victory maybe, but the Shop also scored a split of the Week 17 Consolation prize which is a bit more tangible. The Body Shop was led by Marc Bulger and Dominick Davis. The Jelly Beans were led by Plummer in the losing effort. The Jelly Beans limped over the finish line with the week 17 loss, but they still crossed the finish line in first. The Jelly Beans have waited a long time to get their names etched on the trophy, but it was finally their turn. I'd like to offer one final 'Congratulations' message to the Jelly Beans on their fine season. In the year when Boston finally brings home a Series win, it seems appropriate. But like the Red Sox, how do the Beans handle the transition from the annual 'Sentimental Favorite' to defending Champion. I guess we will see next year.

CHATTERBOX:(Get Quotes in by Monday Night)
Dream Team (Norm): Suspiciously Absent!

BEST & WORST OF WEEK 17
MVP: Marc Bulger (36) Body Shop   
   Best on Bench: Phil Dawson (20) Jelly Beans   
  Low Scorers: Sharks (31)   
Coaching Efficiency:
High: M. Takers (100%)
Low: Goodfellas (60%)


Top Rostered Players By Position (Rostered Players Only)
QB - Manning(387),Culpepper(352),McNabb(275),Favre(247)
RB - Barber(187),Alexander(184),Tomlinson(167),Martin(146)
WR - Owens,Muhammad(144),Bennett(126),Holt,Walker(123)
PK - Vinatieri(163),Akers(155),Elam(151),Stover(139)
ST - RAVENS(170),PATRIOTS(163),BEARS,FALCONS(154)


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