September 26, 2000
S W F F L  C O M M I S S I O N E R S '  N O T E S
By Karl J. (Butch) Smalley
   WEEK 4 RESULTS   NORM'S LINES-WK 5
 SHARKS           86 
 BLACK REVENGE    61 
 SHARKS           -2 
 BULLDOGS        (99)
 HAMMER HEADS     69 
 JELLY BEANS      39 
 DREAM TEAM       -8 
 JELLY BEANS    (101)
 QUIET STORM      51 
 MAC ATTACK       49 
 HAMMER HEADS     -3 
 MAC ATTACK      (97)
 DREAM TEAM       43 
 M. TAKERS        41 
 M. TAKERS        -1 
 QUIET STORM     (96)
 BULLDOGS         63 
 BLACK & BLUE     29 
 BLACK & BLUE     -2 
 BLACK REVENGE   (98)
 STANDINGS   W  L  T    GB    POINTS 
 QUIET STORM    
 BLACK REVENGE  
 BULLDOGS       
 BLACK & BLUE   
  3  1  0  
  3  1  0  
  3  1  0  
  3  1  0  
 ---
 ---
 ---
 ---
  250
  246
  211
  126
  ELITE LINE      
 JELLY BEANS    
 HAMMER HEADS   
 MAC ATTACK     
 SHARKS         
 DREAM TEAM     
 M. TAKERS      
  2  2  0  
  2  2  0  
  2  2  0  
  1  3  0  
  1  3  0  
  0  4  0  
  1 
  1 
  1 
  2 
  2 
  3 
  223
  179
  177
  222
  151
  102
POSITION SCORING MATRIX
 TEAM     QB   RB   WR   PK   ST      TOT  
   S  
  JB  
  HH  
  QS  
  BR  
  BD  
  DT  
  MA  
  MT  
  BB  
  132*  28   24   17   21 
   30   80*  75   15   23 
   78   24   27   40   10 
   69   58   57   44   22 
   70   51   51   45*  29*
   45   57   81*  28    0 
   66   11   30   44    0 
   30   34   78   21   14 
   32   10   30   25    5 
   55   10   18   36    7 
  222 
  223 
  179 
  250*
  246 
  211 
  151 
  177 
  102 
  126 
AVG/GM    15    9   12    8    3     47 
PLAYER TRANSACTIONS
 TM       ACQUIRED         RELEASED    
 JB  
 JB  
 BD  
 MT  
 MT  
 MT  
     
     
     
     
  Cary Blanchard   
  Frank Sanders    
  Kerry Collins    
  James McKnight   
  Eddie Kennison   
  COLTS            
                   
                   
                   
                   
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
  Bobby Engram     
  UNDRAFTED SLOT   
  Kevin Dyson      
  Tim Dwight       
  VIKINGS          
                   
                   
                   
                   
NORM'S LINES FORMAT - Favorite w/Spread on top - Underdog w/Under-Over in parenthesis

    There was a little confusion in the Commissioner's office this week. The Mac Attack acquired Lamar Smith in week 1. Because of an error on my part due to Week 1 rustiness, the transaction made the transaction lists, but I failed to get the player on the Week 2 roster. Of course he scores 2 TD's in Week 3, the Beans checked the rosters and did not see him so they inquired about his availability with the Commissioner's office and since we did not see him we thought he was unrostered as well. The Mac Attack noticed the oversight in their roster and pointed it out. Everything was corrected and apologies were sent to all parties involved. Also, I noticed this week, the year to date point totals for the Special Teams were not being posted correctly on the rosters. This bug in on of my programs has been tracked down and exterminated. Finally, the snail-mail notes have been late the last couple of weeks. This is due mainly to the fact I have been extremely bust at work and getting the copying-envelope stuffing done has had to take a lower priority. I will try to get this back on track, but the truth is, until the 2nd week in October, I do not expect things to slow down at work. In fact I suspect they will get much worse. Sorry for the inconvenience, but it can't be helped. I have managed to keep the Web up dates timely and the e-mail versions are going out on schedule.

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Key Match-Ups to Watch this Week.
    The Sharks take on the Bull Dogs this week. The Sharks nailed down their first "W" with a huge number and a helmet. The Dogs have won 3 in a row after a Week 1 loss and are right in the mix again. The Jelly Beans and Dream Team square off in a sibling rivalry match up. The Beans have slipped after rocketing out of the starting gate and look to get back on the Winning track against the defenseless Champs. The Dream Team's chances are repeating are getting slim. The Hammer Heads and Mac Attack will both try to get over the .500 hump against each other. With the top teams at 3-1, a win here is critical for both teams to be able to keep their "eyes on the prize." The Quiet Storm and M. Takers will battle each other in a battle of the "haves" and "have-nots". The Storm goes into the week as the top scoring team and "King of the Hill". The Takers finally broke triple digits this week and are still in search of a "W". In our first semi-annual "Black" bowl, we find both the Black & Blue Attack and Black Revenge tied for 1st and in contention. A "Black" bowl with Elite implications, now that is what we are used to seeing. The Black & Blue have "bull-dogged" their way to a 3-1 record while the Revenge has earned their "W"'s by putting up the points.

    Norm was 4/5 making him 8/15 (53%) on the year. He gains top billing this week. Spock was 2/5 making him 8/15 (53%) on the season. His locks appear below:

BD -14 S (102)    QS -22 MT (86)
JB  -9 DT (97)    BB  -2 BR (98)
MA -11 HH (91)

    There was only 1 game that were technically over by Sunday night. Two games were pretty much over and 2 other games were still in doubt and due for a little Monday Night Madness.

    The Quiet Storm squeaked by the Mac Attack in the only early finish. The Storm was led by McNown, Stover and the RAVENS. The Mac Attack is still reaping the rewards of the big trade as Bruce led the team in scoring. The Attack needed another 3 yards from their MVP to get them the "W" or some help at the other positions. Three yards between a "W" and "L", if there weren't some good Monday night battles this could have been "GOW".

    The Sharks and a 48 pt lead were too much for the Black Revenge and Marvin Harrison to overcome. The Sharks gas been putting up numbers in bunches despite only getting their first "W" this week. The Sharks were led by probable league MVP Warner. The Revenge had some nice scoring but once Warner started playing pinball with the scoreboard it was over.

    The Bull Dogs, McCardell and 34 pt lead were too much for the Black & Blue Attack and Taylor on Monday. The Bull Dogs were not about to be beaten by the same tricks they used last year that almost gained them a title. The Black & Blue are still in search of a RB they know will play each week.

    The Hammer Heads, Manning, Lindsey, the JAGUARS and a 15 pt lead were too much for the Beans, James and Smith. The Heads built their early lead on the legs of Jamal Lewis. The Beans sort of OC'ed (over CARDINALed).

    The "Game of the Week" honors go to the match between the Dream Team and M. Takers. The Takers and COLTS had an 18 pt lead against the Dream Team, Brunell and Vanderjagt. By the 3rd quarter the Dream Team took a 2 pt. lead. At the end of the 3rd the Takers took a 3 pt lead on a safety. Five minutes in Vanderjagt tied it back up, but the Takers held the tiebreaker. Two extra-points late in the 4th sealed the victory for the Dream Team. This was an exciting finish despite the poor records of the teams involved and some bad coaching moves on both teams. There was no way either of these teams was winning easy.

CHATTERBOX:(Get Quotes in by Monday Night)
Dream Team (Norm):
"No reason to panic. The Dream Team will come back with winning streak. P.S. In 2 more years, Kurt Warner will own every NFL record."
Bull Dogs (John T.): "Happy Birthday Kevin M."


BEST & WORST OF WEEK 4
MVP: Kurt Warner (48) Sharks
Best on Bench: Jeff Garcia (30) M. Takers
  Low Scorers: Black & Blue (29)
Coaching Efficiency:
High: Quiet Storm (100%)
Low: Dream Team (56%)


Top Rostered Players By Position (All points included)
QB - Warner(132),Manning(78),Brunell,Garcia(66)
RB - Barber(65),M. Faulk(58),James(50),Martin(40)
WR - J. Smith(66),Holt(45),Bruce(39),R. Smith(33)
PK - Longwell(47),Wilkins(46),Andersen(45),Stover(33)
ST - RAIDERS,BUCCANEERS(24),BRONCOS(23),RAVENS(22)

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