December 19, 2000
S W F F L  C O M M I S S I O N E R S '  N O T E S
By Karl J. (Butch) Smalley
   WEEK 16 RESULTS  SPOCK'S LINES-WK 17
 SHARKS           68 
 MAC ATTACK       38 
 M. TAKERS        -1 
 SHARKS          (97)
 M. TAKERS        41 
 JELLY BEANS      33 
 BLACK REVENGE    -7 
 HAMMER HEADS   (111)
 QUIET STORM      83 
 BLACK REVENGE    30 
 QUIET STORM     -12 
 DREAM TEAM     (114)
 BULLDOGS        110 
 DREAM TEAM       43 
 BULLDOGS         -8 
 MAC ATTACK     (104)
 HAMMER HEADS     35 
 BLACK & BLUE     32 
 BLACK & BLUE    -11 
 JELLY BEANS     (97)
 STANDINGS   W  L  T    GB    POINTS 
 BLACK REVENGE  
 QUIET STORM    
 BULLDOGS       
 HAMMER HEADS   
 12  4  0  
 11  5  0  
 10  6  0  
 10  6  0  
 ---
  1 
  2 
  2 
  937
 1085
  946
  835
  ELITE LINE      
 BLACK & BLUE   
 DREAM TEAM     
 MAC ATTACK     
 SHARKS         
 M. TAKERS      
 JELLY BEANS    
  8  8  0  
  7  9  0  
  6 10  0  
  6 10  0  
  6 10  0  
  4 12  0  
  4 
  5 
  6 
  6 
  6 
  8 
  745
  805
  804
  776
  744
  699
POSITION SCORING MATRIX
 TEAM     QB   RB   WR   PK   ST      TOT  
   S  
  JB  
  HH  
  QS  
  BR  
  BD  
  DT  
  MA  
  MT  
  BB  
  261  241  111  127   36 
   87  257  180  103   72*
  248  251  174  133   29 
  344* 289* 240  170*  42 
  271  238  219  147   62 
  185  280  282* 161   38 
  215  174  279  132    5 
  198  175  282* 119   30 
  256  114  198  148   28 
  218  180  184  142   21 
  776 
  699 
  835 
 1085*
  937 
  946 
  805 
  804 
  744 
  745 
AVG/GM    14   14   13    9    2     52 
PLAYER TRANSACTIONS
 TM       ACQUIRED         RELEASED    
 BR  
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
  Doug Brien       
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
  T. Prentice      
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
SPOCK'S LOCKS FORMAT - Favorite w/Spread on top - Underdog w/Under-Over in parenthesis

    Week 16 finds all of the elite teams locked up. The teams are decided, but there is still a chance for those positions to change. In fact, the championship is still undecided. There are Saturday games, so be aware. For the rest of us, it is all over but the consolation prizes. In case you lost it, the league's url is http://swffl.50megs.com. Finally, everybody have a Merry Christmas!!

Key Match-Ups to Watch this Week.
    The Sharks and M. Takers match up in a game that only involves only pride. The Sharks have an outside shot at the RB slot. The Hammer Heads and Black revenge square off in a game that very well could decide the Championship. If the Revenge wins, they take the trophy. The Heads would like to move up to 3rd place. The Quiet Storm will try to keep their Championship hopes alive in the Season finale against the Dream Team. If the Storm wins and the Revenge looses the Storm will win the Championship because of their points advantage. The Storm also has a shot at the Single-season scoring record, which is currently held by the Dream Team. The Bulldogs will need a victory over the Mac Attack to ensure their hold on 3rd place. The Dogs would need a miracle to get in contention for 2nd place. The Black & Blue Attack and Jelly Beans will also square off in a game that means little. The Beans have an excellent shot at the RB slot and ST slot, so why the bad record? Well, they hope to break into triple digits in QB scoring. That pretty much says it all. The Black & Blue would like to at least finish up in 5th, even if the loss in week 16 ended their elite hopes.

    Spock was 2/5 making him 40/75 (53%) on the year. He retains top billing this week. Norm (actually my guesstimates) was 2/5 making him 35/75 (47%) on the season. His lines (actually my guesstimates) appear below:

 S -4 MT (92)    BD -3 MA (95)
HH -1 BR (99)    JB -5 BB(97)
DT -2 QS(104)

    Most of the games were over on Sunday. There were a couple of games where the losing team had something on Monday, but generally they were really too far behind.

    The Sharks, Warner, RAMS and a 25 point lead were too much for the Mac Attack, Bruce and Keyshawn to overcome. The Sharks were led by the PACKER connection of Ahman Green and Ryan Longwell. The Mac Attack had trouble finding scoring anywhere and got a surprising 0 out of wunderkid Aaron Brooks.

    The M. Takers ended all chances of ending in the basement by putting the Jelly Beans permanently in the basement. The Takers were led by Garcia who has proved to be a very valuable QB. The Beans continued to have trouble at QB as they scored yet another 0 at the top spot.

    The Bull Dogs ended the Dream Team elite spot hopes by defeating them rather easily. The Dogs got a monster game out of Terrel Owens on Jerry Rice's final home performance. Owens stole Jerry's thunder and a few of his team records. The Dogs also benched a monster game by Eddie George. Despite that, the Dogs won the Game when Collins notched a 9 pointer on Sunday night. The Dosgs still had Dunn, Holt and Gramattica in reserv in case Collins did not get the job done.

    The Hammer Heads secured their elite position by beating the Black & Blue Attack and thus eliminating the only team with a real shot going into the week to climb back up into the elite. The Heads were led by Manning and Lewis, but only scored just enough to win. The Attack, well they might think twice about questionable RB's in next years draft.

    The "Game of the Week" honors go to the match between the Quiet Storm and Black Revenge. If the Revenge would have prevailed they could have clinched their 1st championship (at least under the name Black Revenge). The Storm was up to the task as Culpepper led the Storm to the victory and kept the Storm Championship hopes alive. The Revenge dipped into their crystal ball again and pulled out Doug Brien, who had an admirable performance, but just not enough to make up from all the goose eggs in Denver. Week 17 will decide the Championship. Just wish this game had been schedule in Week 17 with everything on the line. Now both the Storm and revenge will have to keep one eye on the opponent at hand and the other on the scoreboard.

CHATTERBOX:(Get Quotes in by Monday Night)
Dream Team (Norm): "Missing because I neglected to call and get it."
Bull Dogs: (John T.): "Can't win the Championship, but 2nd best thing is to sweep the Dream Team."
Quiet Storm (Smitty): "To be the best, ya gotta beat the best. Once again the SWFFL title comes down to the final week ...tough boys make a tough league."

BEST & WORST OF WEEK 16
MVP: W. Dunn (35) Bull Dogs
   Best on Bench: Eddie George (34) Bull Dogs   
  Low Scorers: Black Revenge (30)
Coaching Efficiency:
High: The Attack Teams (100%)
Low: Bull Dogs (50%)


Top Rostered Players By Position (All points included)
QB - Culpepper(325),Garcia(274),Manning(248),Grbac(233)
RB - James(178),Faulk(170),R. Smith(161),M. Anderson(154)
WR - Moss(165),Owens(138),Harrison(132),R. Smith(129)
PK - Longwell(163),Gramatica,Stover(153),Nedney(135)
ST - BRONCOS(72),BUCCANEERS(64),RAIDERS(47),FALCONS,RAVENS(42)


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